Mis-Adventures of Master Po - from April 2008 - New Kayak
Master Po and Mrs. Po purchase kayaks for Christmas. Mrs. Po say she not venture into water till July when water warm. Master Po, being huge idiot try kayaks out today, in fast, cold water of Yellow Creek. Might add, Master Po never kayak before.
After third spill in ice cold water, with total submergence, and Master Po wear pace maker, he decide to give up on adventure, and carry kayak downstream to house to make call to Mrs. Po. Master Po thank honorable Hart family for use of phone and warm woodburning stove.
After third spill in ice cold water, with total submergence, and Master Po wear pace maker, he decide to give up on adventure, and carry kayak downstream to house to make call to Mrs. Po. Master Po thank honorable Hart family for use of phone and warm woodburning stove.
Mrs. Po forgive Master po for being huge moron, and pick him up, with towell and dry clothes, and make Master Po feel warm and dry. Make him feel good today.
True story. Send sympathies to Master Po for close call with hypothermia, and send more sympathies to Mrs. Po for being married to an imbecile.
Wallet wet, but ok, and car keys did not get lost. Master Po wear them around neck, so he not lose them. He may get strangled but he not lose keys. So, some good news in this story.
PS - trout fisherman get huge chuckle today watching 55 year old man trying to get out of deep creek hole while kayak get tangled in branch of huge fir tree. Too bad no one have video camera. !!!!
True story. Send sympathies to Master Po for close call with hypothermia, and send more sympathies to Mrs. Po for being married to an imbecile.
Wallet wet, but ok, and car keys did not get lost. Master Po wear them around neck, so he not lose them. He may get strangled but he not lose keys. So, some good news in this story.
PS - trout fisherman get huge chuckle today watching 55 year old man trying to get out of deep creek hole while kayak get tangled in branch of huge fir tree. Too bad no one have video camera. !!!!
