Two New Flubs in one day:   10/23/18


Master Po and honorable Mrs. Po go to visit grand kids and take them supper cause parents are running around due to their work schedule. Master Po always feel lonely when any group get up and go into another room, cause he not walk too good, and he just usually sit there and wait for them to return. At grand kid's house this happen again, just like 4,597 other times, so he grab white board on kitchen table and write lonely note to let others know how lonely he is. 

He grab black sharpie pen with odd color ink inside and write funny note for all to see.  Rememba, Master Po not see color well, and instead he write note with grand daughter, Maddie's red lip stick.  When daughter get home, she not happy with Master Po cause he ruin white message board and ruin whole tube of lipstick too.  Master Po did wonder why pen write lines as thick as horse's leg, and wonder too why so much INK come out so quickly... He also wonder why INK has strange smell,  But he continue to write anyway. 

From there we go to Texas Roadhouse for our supper.  Master Po keen vision spot waiter with blue headband and earrings in both ears and recognize that he is waiter that we had there on previous visit. He not our waiter this time, but Master Po always want to be friendly, so I stop him at busy time of day, and say, "Hey, Johnson City Tennessee" cause waiter we meet other time come from there, and have slow southern drawl and we get to know him.  Keep in mind this waiter behind Mrs. Po, she not see him till I stop and shout at him.  As usual, it's not the waiter from Tenn., and this young man just stand and stare at Master Po like Master Po alien from other galaxy. 

He walk away and Mrs. Po just sit there and shake head in disbelief, - I not know why she do this cause she should be used to this by now.  Later waiter pass by again, and say to me, "Excuse me sir, but I didn't understand what you were saying to me."  And I have to explain to young man that I'm suffering from dementia and to pay no attention to me.  Just like on Wizard of Oz, where, Wizard say, "Pay no attention to man standing behind curtain."  

Fortunately, when we leave Road House, I parked in "handicapped" spot cause of my knees, and if people see me getting into car, they understand that I'm adult with 'special needs."  Thank good Lord for that sticker.  The End.  

My Roots - The Potchaks - circa 1927

My Roots - The Potchaks - circa 1927
From Left: Son, Steve - Dad, Frank - Mom, Anastasia (Makar) - Sons; John, Mike, Frank, Chuck (Author's Dad) - Twins, Pete & Mary - Daughter, Catherine. Photo taken in Wilmore, PA