Missing Persons Alert!
As a favor to my grown children I am making this public
appeal for help in locating a missing couple.
The pair means much to my kids because the missing duo happens to be
their parents. Naturally worried, they
haven’t seen or heard from the loving partners for almost a decade now.
Ironically, their disappearance took place at about the same
moment the absent couple became grandparents for the first time.
Detailed description
provided
The couple, described as “extremely authoritarian”, raised
the kids in a “stern environment that allowed very little freedoms,” according
to the children. “We were constantly reminded of our manners and proper
behavior too,” agreed the trio.
“Mom had specific rules for dating and she dictated at what
age we could shave our legs, wear make-up and get our ears pierced,” said Amy,
the couples’ oldest daughter.
“Dad would ask prospective suitors if they owned
bullet-proof vests,” added second daughter Kerrie Ann. “Boys were simply afraid to come around or
call.”
“Mom saw to it that we consumed very little junk food,”
explained son, David. “Even desserts
were forbidden unless we ate every bite of our meals first. It was tough on me
because I didn’t like a lot of foods when I was growing up.”
“Dad would even limit our shower length and use of hot
water,” proclaimed all three siblings. “And nonessential items like bottled water were
forbidden too,” they exclaimed. “If Dad
purchased anything at the grocery store, it had to be generic in brand and bulk
in size.”
“No negotiating,” they concluded. “Bedtime meant bedtime. Put your toys away meant do it and do it now.
TV programs were monitored as was time spent on the phone.”
David also admitted, “I got my butt swatted at times too, by
both of them.”
Imposters living at
the premises
The children notified investigators that they believe Imposters
now live in the dwelling in New Enterprise.
“It’s not necessarily a negative change for the grandchildren. But I’m positive the adults living in that
house are not my parents,” explained Amy.
“Investigators had a rough time just getting through all the
toys on the floor when they tried entering,” said Kerrie Ann. “And the refrigerator
contained small boxes of real Minute Maid
fruit juice and a bottle of Heinz
ketchup. It didn’t take authorities long
to realize we were correct in our ‘imposter’ assumptions.”
Speaking on conditions of anonymity, one detective assigned
to the case recently reported. “We have evidence that the woman allows fake
lipsticks, perfumes, face glitter and hair colors and dyes to be worn by the
grandchildren. They are also permitted
to use color paints on the dining room table without multiple folds of
newspaper for protection. The kids
aren’t required to clean up afterwards either.“
“The man allows the kids to shoot a BB gun at targets,” said
a worried officer. “And both imposters filled
the kitchen and dining room cupboards with sugar cookies, cakes and other non-nutritious,
cavity causing treats. We also
discovered individually wrapped Hershey
ice cream sandwiches in the freezer.”
“An unlimited long distant phone service raised a red flag,
too.”
Child Services Photo: Strange man allowing children to run water from a hose for hours
“Bedtime, snack time and TV time are much different now,”
continued the investigator. “During our
visit one summer day, we found the older man relaxing outside in a lawn chair
in the shade, apparently doing no harm.
But it was so odd - he allowed water to run for hours from a hose with
the aid of an electric pump. The grandchildren were having a blast on a
home-made water slide, but the identity of the man remained in doubt in the
eyes of the family. No regard was given
to the cost of the electricity or the wasting of water.”
Grown children
continue to trust the imposters
Above: Grand daughter Ana, eating candy - from Child Services photo files
“I’ll continue to trust the inhabitants with babysitting,”
admitted David. “I have absolutely no
concerns of harsh discipline regarding my daughter Ana. To the contrary, I worry about a leniency that I’ve
never been exposed to before in my lifetime.”
“My children just love visiting and staying over too,”
admits Amy. “Every visit is a special
treat for them and we fully trust those imposters, whoever they really are. “
“I have no children of my own,” concluded Kerrie Ann. “I wonder daily though what happened to my
real parents.”
Above – A computer generated photo of what the couple might
look like today (provided by the FBI)
If you have any information regarding the disappearance of
the couple, please get in touch with any of the grown children. “No reward is being offered by the family. We
don’t want them to return quite that badly just yet,” explained David.
