Tight Fitting Jeans
Master Po get ready to go to basketball game to watch young grandson play yesterday, Wednesday night, January 18th, 2023 (apparently, Chinese year of Gaining Weight.)
He in hurry and pull jeans up and attempt to buckle belt but have more trouble finding proper belt hole than usual. He try to re-adjust belt but it not work. He go into bathroom to view buckling procedure in mirror and still have troubles. So he use different hole to expand belt length and take deep breath to hold in gut and finally get belt buckled in a suitable hole.
He not feel totally comfortable still and his sharp senses still tell him that something is still not right. He feel tight and that something is riding up in his pants to say the least.
He take one step out of bathroom and feel jabbing pain in lower portion area of abdomen. This area has many different terms for those familiar with a man's anatomy. [Crotch, scrotum, testicles, sac, gonads are a few terms, but some more common but gross terms are also nuts or balls, too.]
He make second step and yell out in pain. Everything seem to be getting squished in above mentioned area.
Before he take 3rd step, he wisely stop and loosen belt and notice that there is more material behind belt than should be there from just wearing underwear and jeans.
After further loosening belt and unzipping, it is revealed that he place jeans over a pair of Steeler gym shorts that he had been lounging in all afternoon.
He drop pants, remove Steeler shorts, re -buckle and miraculously pain totally disappear from sensitive male area. Master Po amazing ability never fails when he analyze situation carefully. He blessed like that and is always thankful for genius abilities.
He go to game, with no more discomfort and so far, live happily ever-after. Yes, Master Po continue to grow old so gracefully.
